Life Is A Highway

Wing Chun with Grandmaster Stephen Chan and other 2 Si Sok

2009-09-27T21:52:00.000-07:00

Hey ppl..am back..was really busy last few week..with work of course..so yeah. Yesterday our Wing Chun Grandmaster came to see us. He's from Hong Kong and he's damn 7 good..He's even bigger size than me, taller and muuuch more buff than me..seriously..he's muscles are huge i tell you..Enough of talking let me show you some pics and vids =)

Our Si Sok on the right showing us how to block a neck strike with YS attacking.

On the right is Goh Hao-Wei my long lost cousin and on the left is Jonathan Fam. They are Chi Sau-ing at the same time Jon was saying he's happy to chisau with Hao-Wei cause can hold his hands. XD

Si Sok introducing wooden dummy to us.

Jon attacks!

This is another Si Sok, younger one of course and very muscular too..The one in Black.

Its Jon and me doin Chi Sau with our senior behind smilling wide..i do not know why is he smilling and kenvern is beside my smilling senior wearing a blue T-shirt and Nigel is slacking behind the lady beside me.

Grandmaster Stephen Chan showing us some moves.

Si Sok and I

YS and Si Sok Chi Sau

Our Sifu Simon Hew(middle) and his students and the guy beside me is an Akido Master he's also learning Wing Chun.

Us with Grandmaster Stephen Chan(blue Pants)

The Family =)

Grandmaster Stephen Chan and I

Hey.

2009-09-09T04:48:00.000-07:00

I got no sexy idea what to post here...will try to do one..=)

Wanna be a chef?

2009-06-29T08:27:00.000-07:00

Yo people..been working everyday...no time to do all these nonsense..so yeah..

Anyone here wants to be a chef?

You wanna be? Pls think twice the time of twice...seriously..

I've been working 10am to 10pm everyday including sat and sun except Thursday which is my off day..

Working in a kitchen its not easy like what you normally see in TV...its damn cool when you can cut really fast, cook a prefect meal and all..but before that you have to go through lots of shits before you can reach that stage..3 things that you must face if you wanna work in a kitchen.. Get Fucked by the chef, Get cuts, Get burns which will end up being a scars..

Here's smtg frm what i got working in a kitchen.

Wanna cut fast? You'll have to go through this..my tip of my finger almost came off...i was lucky cause the knife wasn't that sharp.

It cut through my nails =)

UP CLOSE..

First burn..

Second burn..

So these are the things you have to face if you wanna be a chef..before being a chef..its gonna be hell..even Hell's Kitchen won't seem like hell anymore once you work in a kitchen..and guess what..all these wounds happen in just 10 days..=) and just imagine how many years more to go...

that's all i would like to share today..remember before taking up any course..think twice..like me..i wanna be a chef, I'll go and work in a kitchen and find out how is it like to work in a kitchen...and remember when ppl are having holiday, you'll have to work..when ppl are attending birthday parties and all..you have to work..when ppl work...you also have to work...its not easy..but you'll get the cash..so yeah..

THAT'S ALL =)

Photos frm here and there.

2009-06-14T05:18:00.001-07:00

5 Kempas'08 =)

2009-05-28T20:49:00.000-07:00

I was told that 5 Kempas'08 is gonna have another sexy reunion on the 5th of June...really cant wait for it...meeting back my old pals..hot ppl..funny ppl..stupid ppl..smart ppl..ugly ppl...fat ones..thin ones..no hope ones...etc...=) And not forgetting ppl with bio ceramic bottle.Qiwyn XP

Here's some happy moments in class.. =)

Every month..and i really mean every month..our class will celebrate birthdays...in this photo was during june...so our class celebrated birthday for everyone who was born during June..They celebrated mine too...=)

These 5 ppl here are the June Babies.

From the left: Superman (if you read my previous post), Hang Genap XP, Poison IVY, Prof. Chan Kheng Hooi,Lose Soon jk la..Win Soon..haha..

While they have so much fun with the cakes and all..Me Hot Handsome Goh Zhi Young was taking all the photos for them...then they go like..."Eh, Hot Handsome Goh Zhi Young later send to me when I'm online ya?"

Wah..so yeng ah.. =)

YEEER..Joel ham sap er..see where is his hand reaching to..

Joel: Hehehehehehehehe...I'm coming eeven..

Eeven: Eeeeyeeerr...Dont la Joel...so many ppl looking...Pai seh ler...Later la...

Not only birthdays ..we also have great time raping Joel and guess what he loves it....so yeah =)

Even Kheng Hooi is involved in the raping..

Eeven is complaining to our monitor that why didnt she has a title..like julius got "Ke ren lai" Hariharan got "Ponteng King" She asked Yi Zheng why no one put Eeven "Hang Genap"?
Click the picture and look at the white board.

Romantic moments in class..

I donno wtf are they doin but they told me its called "The Golden Triangle Stare"......wtf?

They told me its a way to communicate without using your voice just eye contact..This was their conversation.

Yong Xuen: Eh, both of you this sat futsal in sport's barn ok?

Julius: Play with you?

June Xian: I'll play if we're not in the same team.. =)

Yong xuen: Fuck yourself..

so yeah..

Click the picture to see what the two peeps are saying.

Told you! They celebrated my sexy birthday!!

Birthday Card!

Got Caked!

And my good friend of mine prepared a Fan Dance performance for me...it was Splendid...haha

And who said ALL prefects are good ppl??

Kelvin: Oh no..Almighty Hot Sexy Prefect! I'll bring more nuggets for you to eat in class..I promise...Pls...dont shoot me...I still wanna play Maple story...

Almighty Hot Sexy Prefect: I'll let you go this time Kelvin..add on some keropok leko too if you dont mind...

To be continued.......

Smtg from memandu org.

2009-05-10T08:38:00.000-07:00

It was a lovely Hari Sabtu morning, it was the perfect day for memandu org. Most of the not so sexy scouts gathered in BHP around 7am..some came later than that..as usual..

Then the first two patrol walked first...and guess what..they waited at the wrong bus stop..haih..well..its okay..learn from mistake..=) Finally, sexy scouters start their journey..ya..

We took the U82 bus to KL Sentral and then walk over to Muzium Negara.

Here we are in KL Sentral =)

There is smtg wrong with this photo..hhhmmm

Jokers in Muzium Negara

The camera man did a good job in this photo..bet he's damn 7 hot.. =)

Erm...there's an explanation for what they were doin.

wah..their pee can jump punya.

In Year 1511 when Portuguese attacked Melacca

Before the handsome Portuguese dude fires the cannon =)

After the handsome Portuguese dude fires the cannon =)

That's how Malaca got conquered back then...i think.

While Malaca was being attacked, Superman came to save the HANGs,the cucu cicit of Hang Tuah.

Superman helping Hang Genap up the train.

Until today, this historical photo is still kept in Muzium Negara.

Here are some FUN moments we hot scouters had.

LOOK AT JOEL AND EEVEN! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

To be honest Joel looks damn 7 wrong..haha..

Cool scouter pose =)

Successful jump shot..tepuk pengakap

Thats all peeps!

The Adventures Gombak Trip =)

2009-04-21T03:24:00.000-07:00

Tuesday noon

Zy: Hello?

Jx: What?

Zy: Eh good friend of mine..hehehe...can do me a favor ke???*giggles*

Jx: What?

Zy: Can teman me to Gombak tmr ah?

Jx: Diu lei! Ma Chi B*i!! #%$#&^$%*& Again r?!

Zy: Chill bro..Yeah again.. hehehe

Jx: For what?

Zy: Find a school =)

Jx: What the Fork!? Go all the way to Gombak to find school? Diu your hse just cross the road then reach DJ school la..

Zy: C'mon la teman me la...

Jx: You know you damn chatt lucky that i got no college tmr.

Zy: I know you got no college thats why i chose tmr =) Smart leh..hehe

Jx: Yala yala..*hangs the phone*

Wed Morn

Woke up in a wonderful Wednesday mourning i mean morning with the birds chirping and singing ~I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE~ yeah.. We waited in the bus stop for this U82 bus to KL Central then we took a lovely LRT ride to Wangsa Mundur. Eh wrong...Wangsa Maju..yeah.. Once we reached there Jx was like "Eh Young, you know the place anot?"and I answered with confident "Nope, no idea..*gives a lovely smile*

We took a bus T301 frm Wangsa Maju Station and i asked the bus driver "Pak cik ah Pak cik..you tau mana SMK Lembah Keramat tak?" he just replied me with this look

So yeah..we just stop at a random bus station and just walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk

and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk

until we I saw this sign--->

To celebrate, Jx said he should pose ----->

Look at his slipper..take photo also must place his slipper nicely wan XD

FINALLY! We reached!! Jx was so happy again that he said he must do a damn good sexy pose..and please welcome..*Drum Rolls*..JUNE XIAN

*Tepuk Pengakap!*

Wah look at him...so happy..look at the way he smile...Yeng ah!! He's still available! No24 Jln SS2*/2* Damansara Utara 0074 Bertaling Gagal. Hp: **2-352*996. No need to thank me Xian.. You teman me to Gombak, i advertise you =)

And took this photo frm ~~the school we just visited~~ a nearby office

Muscles too big! xp

So we took the same way back..and on the road i saw this scouts campsite..must be preparing for pentarafan..

And did you guys know that I love our country so much? Especially KUALA LUMPUR.. =)

And as you guys know...we walked whole day..sure tired rite? so we went to this shop and bought mineral water. I got those RM1 mineral water and Jx got this

Oxygenizer cost RM3.50 which taste freaking totally same as my RM1 mineral water..And they say ppl these days are having hard time to save money..And i cant stop laughing bout his water that he bought...

After 15mins in the bus Jx said " You smile cock r!?"----->

Yea..its so funny that i can laugh non stop...haha...smtg even better this time...when we reach Wangsa Maju Startion, Jx went to check the price of his that Oxygenizer bottle and it only cost RM2.90...that time i was LAUGHING COCK man...blek

So after that we took a bus frm KL central back to DU and this was Jx's condition in the bus...HAHAHAHAHAHA...

So yeah...wanna thank June Xian for temaning me all the way to Gombak and Kepong last time..THX MAN..

THAKNS AGAIN JUNE!

Thats all peeps.stay tuned for more drama,adventure, thirller, action ,violent, sexy, obsene, lovely, scary post!

SEE YA!

This is how you weave a Ketupat yo...

2009-04-20T03:29:00.000-07:00

For those King Scout Candies out there..this is a freaking cool vid to teach you howta weave a sexy hot sizzling green ketupat..

Who are you!?

2009-04-09T09:30:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps..another new post after so 5967 long rite. Been busy lately la..You ppl out there know i'm a very busy man rite...so many girls, woman, ladies, under 28 years old mom wanna date me... Its hard to avoid them cause there are too many you know.. Ok la...let me cheer you guys up with some DAMN MCB FUNNY videos...

So girls..if you're husband nxt time nvr come home frm work or he says he's doin OT or smtg meeting client crap..dont believe him..cause MAYBE HE BLUFF YOU OR MAYBE YOU UGLY...haha..so yeah..

Nxt time i'll post a more sexy and proper one k...ciouz!

31st of March =)

2009-04-01T09:09:00.000-07:00

Yo peeps! 31st of March is a very important day..Why? Cause its the last day of March!!My birthday la dong. So yeah..and i was lucky on that day because Ju and June were free and they didn't have class that sexy day..So we three jokers decided to go Petaling Street..Don't know what for but we just went..
So yeah..we just went walking around then i saw this shop -->

LEE's Pen Service ..so you ppl in secondary and college..if you have some problem with any of your Kilometrico pens or whatsoever G1 G2 G3 Gstring pens..you know where to service your pens!=)

Then we went to this Chee Cheong Fan/Fun shop to eat Chee Cheong Fan/fun..obviously la..Its actually not bad and the serving that we ate was kinda big..and it cost RM3..so yeah..on tops of that..the smell of the surrounding is MAGNIFICENT!! Trust me..if you have a chance to go there for Chee Cheong Fan/Fun/just go sniff sniff around..=)

And as you know..Malaysian ALWAYS follow the law...see that DILARANG MENJUAL PRODUK CETAK ROMPAK? Yeah.. Everything in Petaling Street are all ORI =)

Doesn't mean its my birthday means i'll have good luck and all you know...My sandals putus d....so I terpaksa find a new pair and i got this
------>

After getting my new ugly Asadi slipper we took a bus to OU and yeah..June is being such a kind young man to let this uncle to lay on his shoulder...and well..not to say anything..June loves it..
XP

June, Ju, Kev, and I went to Toys'r'us did i get it right?So yeah..and we met a few international models maaan.. Check it out yo---->

And yeah..this two jokers had a sword fight here.

Childish betul..

And girls out there..if you guys wanna marry a rich guy with a big hse..you guys can go find Julius..

And he can be your good house
husband/maid =) ------>

But if you girls out there need a hot sexy young man with a hot sexy place to stay with with a hot sizzling ride you girls can come to me =D

<--Ma house!
Ma ride yall!-->

We were also practicing for One In A Million =)

And as you know my singing is so so so so good..Ju is scared that i'll win so he decided to do some dirty tricks...Tsk Tsk..

Oh yea..I was kinda lucky that day..Jusco had this PS3 lauching thingy and they let me try it out cause its MA BIRTHDAY.. haha..XD

At night after under 15 bsb training, these ppl came and blew the cake with me..Thx peeps!

So Thats Bout It Peeps!

See Ya!

Yesterday and yesterday yeasterday =)

2009-03-30T08:24:00.000-07:00

So yesterday yeasterday..hahaha! Ws and i went Sg Congkak..so yeah..Then we arrange the long green sticks when we reached school..Suddenly this handsome dude, Hot Sexy ZHI Sizzling Young shouted MA CHAU CHI #%^#$*$%$%#^%#$^#$%^*$% YOU MAN!! Yeah..he claimed that the green long stick the bamboo cut him.. Its damn deep..around 939475869382392KM deep you know...the blood rushing out like a left open water tap.. serious! -->

But my blood rushed out faster la.. No worries ppl Zyoung is still alive..come on man..he went for first aid course. He knows what to do when he has a cut on his hand..he ran straight to DSH and ask a hot sexy nurse to give him CPR...SEE he KNOWS what to do. =)

So yeah this is what i did yesterday yesterday..forgotten to post it to the post bout Sg. Congkak.

NOW I'll start with YESTERDAY..Yesterday i woke up very very very EARLY in the afternoon xp . Yeah =) Then around 1pm i reached school to do some bamboo work with Ka Jun. At that time i was damn hungry cause havent taken my naughty lunch. Suddenly..SUDDENLY! Daniel came..And i think he was in a good mood cause i told him to help me buy my sexy Hakka Mee frm keen's and he did it right away without any questions..Oh that time i was holding a parang la..so yeah..I told him to buy for me Liong Cha. When he came back..I ask him "Daniel! Why my Liong Cha only left 3 quarter!?" He replied "OH!!! The weather so hot sure evaporated la."

And for my Hakka Mee..I was clueless you know..I got no plate to eat it with..But i use my hot sexy full of nonsense PEA brain and thought of smtg useful which is use the bamboo la...3 year old kid also know la...

So this is me with my Hakka Mee and my brilliant idea =)-->

Then..while i was eating...You guys know la..I'm a very kind guy..I dont mind sharing my food to others..Including a worm..yeah a worm..-->

See how kind am i? I obey the scout law no.6 too..should add ulat-ulat in it..haha...! FYI the worm is the small one not the big long brown thing you know..haha..So that's all about yesterday..

Stay Tuned For More Sexy Post!

See i share my apple too =)

Sg. Congkak, Hulu Langat

2009-03-28T19:49:00.000-07:00

Yo ppl! So yeah yesterday Ws and i had to go Sg. Congkak to get the bamboos..And i had to wake up like super duper eaaaarly in the morn..and guess what happened..when I was trying to open a packet of biscuit to eat...everything just BOOM! That packet of biscuit just burst opened!

Then Ws's parents came to fetch me to send us to this hot University Hospital...Why hot? Alot of ppl with high fever goes there..so yeah...XP

And here you go Mr Raja and his son..but i do not know what's his name so lets just call him Mr Putera =) And FYI this lorry only has front sit..so its like 4 ppl in the front sit...but this is a 3 seater seat..so we had to squeezeee.. The whole journey to the not so cool bamboo place took us about 1 and a half hours? Somewhere around there lah... And during then i took some photo along this adventures breath taking journey!

Ws and I brought our own entertainment for the long sexy ride...

See that poor mom there had to bring along her kids and cross the road...and as usual no one gave way for them to cross..so if today you go there again..they'll still be there waiting...hahaha!

Yeah..I saw this ad. and i thought they were trying to rent a superman costume or smtg...but its not...try reading it your self...damn 7 lame.

Can you see this Rubik's Cube..its in WS's i-Pod Touch...Canggih betul i-Pod nya..

And as you can see Mr Raja is a very very good and cautious driver thats why all four of us didnt even put on our seat belts the whole time...seriously

PPL!PPL! Bet you guys were wondering where was Pn. Salmah rite? She's in Hulu Langat!! Look! her Kedai Runcit yo!! Tho i cant really see where's the kedai la...Go visit her when you guys have free time..we didn't get to drop by her shop cause there's a Tutup sign in front of the entrance..

Here we are...the bamboo place...its actually kinda big..and you should see those bamboo ppl's parang...7 cool man...didn't have the chance to take photo of it..

yeah...200 over bamboos...En. Bahsir gave us about 20 free bamboos...Thx! And its time to say goodbye to them (En Bahsir and partner)... ='(

En Bahsir is the yellow one..if i'm not wrong and the other one is his partner or it could be the other way round..haha! yeah...

This is my good friend Ws which is so nice to accompany me all the way here eventho he has alot of assignments..thx man..and this is him playing football with the stone...yeah..king scout candidate..

Mr Putera ! He nvr talks only on the phone with En Bahsir...

Haih...think this car is too short until he/she cant see the lorry sign above..

Thats All Ppl! Till Nxt Time! Ciouz!

Trip to Kepong =)

2009-03-27T08:33:00.000-07:00

So today..two jokers went kepong by them selfs without knowing the actual way to this Evergreen camping shop. Why? Just to buy few bundles of twine jut.

So yeah..here's some sexy hot amazing pictures through out this hot sexy adventures journey....And i would like to show you the sexy way to that Evergreen shop so that you guys will know where to get good and cheap twine jut.. =)

Damn i'm too nice! XP

First..get your butt to KL Central then drop by the KTM ticket counter and ask for a hot sizzling ticket to KEPONG not KEPONG SENTRAL then you'll see this sexy walk way.. follow it..

Then you'll meet this tiny walk way..it looks scary but trust me its not...its not even dangerous..look at that lady..no one is there to rob her..its 100% robbers free =)hope so..

After that just follow this amazing/full with suprise/entertaining walk way..just walk until you see a cross junction then you turn left..

Here we are, after turning left...just follow on this walk way and pls be careful because just few meters away you'll be walking beside a highway.. i think its called a highway. And there will be Rempits and Impak Maksima goin on there..and on the way some hot handsome cute looking guy got hit by a car-->

So kids..remember..always look left,right then left again before crossing the road =)

So yeah..just walk all the way straight..until you meet an end then turn left..before that Jusco will be on your left after turning left Jusco will also be on your left =) then continue walking straight on...How to know are you on the right track? When you see this Restaurant Ah Go Go that means your on the correct track..you know why? The reataurant is trying to tell you..Ahhhh you're walking the correct path...Go GO..yeah... damn lame..Xp

So yeah..walk until you reach this junction and then turn left and there! You're here! Evergreen camping shop-->

Didn't take a clear photo of the place but yeah..its there =)

So thats all folks! Just take the same way back to the KTM =)

BYE BYE!